OFFSPRING NYC: Paris Kitty!

WELCOME TO THE DEBUT OF OFFSPRING NYC!

As you will soon realize, New Yorkers have pets rather than children.  Nevertheless, they'll be a few humans thrown in for good measure.  You can contribute your own Offspring for consideration by contacting The Madame at madame_b@live.com. If your Offspring are charming enough, you will be contacted for an Interview! Now read about MY BABY, below!

Name:  Paris Kitty

Nick Name: Sweet P. (yuk!)

Owner:  Madame B. is my Manager.  

Occupation: I'm a Celebri-Cat.  I try to be as useless as possible.  I pose for a living.

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Favorite Toy: Paper Mouse.  However, it's a training tool, not a toy!

Do you Fetch? I chase. I catch. I then drop my catch wherever I please.  If you are close-by, maybe you will think this is fetching.

Any Cute Cat Tricks? Cute?  Dogs are Cute. And tricks are for kids.   However, when my Manager insists on staying up too late on her light-box, I will cover my eyes with my paws so I can get some sleep.  She seems to think this is cute enough to warrant waking me with baby-like-dog-talk. Annoying.  I just want her to turn off the lights so I can sleep!

Favorite Meal: Meow Mix with left over HB Egg & Olive Oil.  I hate anything Organic or Vegetarian. Give me By-Product.